proof that pets are better than people

Sure they can. Boo cat swears up and down that it wasn't HIM that ate the Christmas stocking my grandmother made me. Pips looks innocent when confronted with the evidence of her upset tummy. And Kai says she has NO idea why the food bowls are empty AGAIN but she's hungry and can she have more now?

But I suspect that's not the kind of lying you're thinking of.....